One Good Lookin Fridge ;)

Have you ever been complimented on your fridge? I can now say I am one of the few, the proud. A member of the very elite club of Owners of Sexy Fridges.

So my fridge in broken and it keeps making some hummingbird chatterish sound. Called a repairguy...

Repairguy: How long 'ave you 'ad dis fridge, ma'am?

Me: I don't really remember, maybe 4 or 5 years?

Repairguy: My! Dat is a very good lookin' fridge! You must be takin good care of it!

Me: Umm? I do my best?

Repairguy: Dis is one healthy lookin fridge if you don't mind me sayin' ma'am.

Me: Umm....thank you??

Then he continues to move it, and check out the back (literally) and keeps kind of...moaning to himself. It was a very interesting experience. I'm pretty sure he is a Refrigerator Fetishist (look it up, it's a thing).

That about sums up my day.

T1

Coffee Doodles

Your critique is very much welcomed. 


So are any questions or thoughts on what we smoked/drank previously to creating such fine works of art ;)

Cheese

"You can't hurt me, not with my cheese helmet!"

OLD AND FRISK

So yesterday night, I (Tasha) was standing at the bus stop with my mom. There was an old man there that I have seen quite a few times around the city. He's known as "the crazy old man that's always on the bus".
Any who, as I was talking to my loving mother I hear the old yelling at me.


OLD: "Mummble mummble" (loudly)
ME: "Pardon sir?"
OLD: "What colour is your hair? is that red?"
ME: "Yes it's red"
OLD: (laughs kinda and looks at the person beside him)


So after feeling confused I got on the bus. 
My mom got off to go home and I stayed on to go to the store.
Went to the store...
Ran to the bus stop...
Got on bus to go home...
I sat at the front of the bus with my headphones on listening to music.
I heard some sort of yelling and paused my music and turned around.
Sure enough it was the crazy old man yelling something and pointing at me.


ME: "Pardon?"
OLD: "HEY RED!! We meet again..are you stalking me or am I stalking you?"
ME: "You're stalking me" (smiled and turned back around)


Then he comes and sits right beside me...YUP!! and then I'm cornered.


All I remember is him talking about:
- His drunk friend
- His drug addicted 66yr old son
- Him being 83
- Him not liking people saying f*ck and him quoting "make like and bird and flock off"
- Him touching my knee and saying "oh strong, see how I'm touching your knee?..thats all I'd do I wouldn't go any farther"
- He was also saying something about "robbing the cradle"
- Then he touched my hand and was stroking it and saying "Oh soft yes your prob thinking my hands are soft. See how I'm touching your hand..thats all I'd do I wouldn't go any further then that"
- So to make a long story short he said something about me thinking that I prob thought his blue eyes were beautiful. He whips his head toward the ceiling so the lights would hit his "beautiful blue eyes"
I told him that I had to get off (got off a stop early) he said okay and said "We will see each other again"
He then got off at the same stop that I did...so I walked home reeeaaalllllyyy fast.
I pray to someone that he won't remember me if I ever see him again.
I'm a survivor that was molested by the crazy old bus man.

Birds Eye View

I'm moving :( (Tasha)
So I made a birds eye view of the new apartment.

Cat Burglar

So I'm finishing up a huge Law class assignment last night at 3:30am, when I dozed off on my living room couch.

5 minutes later, I woke up startled by the sound of someone trying to open my front door (not uncommon in my Less-Than-Stepford-Neighbourhood). So I had a mini panic attack before I learned it was actually my devil printer rattling around because it ran out of paper while printing my assignment. But as I was nodding off again, I suddenly realized that the mental image that went through my head when I thought I was in mortal peril, was of the Cat Burglar from The Simpsons breaking into my house. This made me laugh. 

Now I'm trying to decide whether I'm more worried about the fact that a Simpsons cartoon character scares me, or that I laugh out loud to myself in a dark room at 4am.

                                                                                                         

T & E Coffee Art

"Well if you're so smart explain this CLARISSA!!!"

Doodlez2

Stripper Turtle Paperclip

So this lovely piece of work here is yet another of our 3-word game. 

As you can see, we are quite creative  in some matters and our prospective differs greatly in these expressions. 

Bahaha. Also, this is just f***ed up. 

Top left is E's, top right is T1's and bottom is T2's. Votes on favs are welcome.

Umm? K!!

It was a beautiful Wednesday morning and the start to Lizz's new job at a local thrift store. Before she had left for work she decided to enjoy a cup of tea while listening to the band Local Natives. All was good and calm until she logged onto her Facebook account. 

To her surprise, her honesty box (which is almost always empty) had a single notification. 

In which it read;

The work of yet another evil ex? 

Who knows? 

...

Although one thing is for certain, 

LIZZ HATES ANONYMOUS APPS!

PART 2: Continued...

Lawlz

CANT STOP LAUGHING!!

Wow-fukking-we.

There was this guy i liked named Koby. Thought he liked me to till he stopped talking to me outta know where one day. I thought maybe I did something. I grew enough balls to ask him what happen. 

It all happened in a text-a-thon. This is how it went down.

Me (T2) : I have le question for you...

Koby: And I have le answer for you dear.

Me: So you deleted me off facebook and skype that = i want nothing to do with you cuz.. (prob) got clingy.. (understandable) I think I'm entitled to know if that is the real reason. And if so why do you keep this last thread between us via text.

Koby: I took you off cuz i didn't have a reason to contact you. But i don't want to ignore you. Is that bad that i took you off? And it's not that you were clingy. I didn't think we would work sadly.

Me: Taking me off is not bad, you can do whatever makes you happy. Lying to me saying that you didn't delete me on facebook and that i should add you again and then not accepting me that's kinda rude.

Asking me if you can see me when you get back from your trip and not meaning it that's kinda mean.

Leading me on all together, priceless.

Friends was really never an option for you? Well now that i know i can move on. :) P.S You are the definition of an asshole love ;)

Koby: We can still chat if you want. :) I'm sorry if i lead you on. At this point I'm not into relationships and you are a really sweet girl and you truly deserve better. If your interested I have a friends called Bobby who's a super nice guy who's single and is looking for a relationship. If you'd like i can introduce you. 

Me: LAWL!!!!!

I don't want your sympathy sweetheart and i don't want you to "chat" with me cuz you think i want that. A friendship goes both ways. Im gonna have to decline your relationship invite with sir Bobby cuz I'm seeing someone right now. Hence that's why i wanted to be friends...Pfft LOL.

Koby: To bad the offer still stands :) 

Me: Id rather slice my face off.

Koby: Classic :)

Me: I know I'm one of a kind. ;)

So that's what happened... it happened awhile ago but it still makes me laugh to this day.

F-ing pricks.

Doodlez

Every once in a while, when TET goes out for coffee (which is like every night), we decide to entertain our minds with a creative outlet. That is, we whip out a fresh crispy white 8x11 and go to town on it.  Sometimes we're a little dirty, so if you are of the easily offended n00bs variety, or are trying to maintain your childish innocence, I would recommend averting your eyes.  These drawings that we will be posting are a compilation of pictures drawn at Tim Hortons, Coffee Culture and sometimes just hanging out together at home.

So either we start a drawing on one page and all pass it around and contribute one by one (I personally call this Game 1), or we play a game wherein we each have our own sheet of paper (to hide from the others wandering eyes),  and we each come up with any one word (ex. fish or crying or sparkly). When all three words have been said, we set to work sketching the best interpretation of the three. When we are finished, we show each other and typically, hilarity ensues (this is Game 2).

 Banana Koala Scared

Reference

Today I got a phone call from a woman who wanted a reference for a prospective employee. I find this super ironic since I just gave my first reference for the first time ever yesterday for E. This is how the conversation went (short version):

Woman: "Hi, my name is Maria and I'm calling to get a reference for Drew, who we are thinking about hiring here at Swiss Chalet."

T1: "Okay."

Woman: "Was Drew able to work well with others?"

T1: "Yes, he worked very well with all others that he was paired with on various shifts."

Woman: "Was Drew able to show up on time and ready to work for every shift?"

T1: "Yes he was able to maintain his work schedule well."

Woman: "Did Drew follow all procedures and rules of your business?"

T1: "Yes, Drew is a very good employee who stuck to all rules and was all around an excellent employee."

Woman: "Okay well thankyou for your time Ms Callahan, and have a good day."

T1: "You are welcome, Maria, you too."

So the interesting thing is, my last name is not Callahan, I've never heard of anyone named Drew, and I don't have a business. But I hope he gets the job. LOL!

Maria? and T1

Toronto Zombie Walk 2010

On Saturday, TET got all done up to participate in the 8th Annual Toronto Zombie Walk. We went to Value Village and slapped together some clothes to create schoolgirl outfits, then did our makeup to corpse-it-up. Made the trek downtown, and walked to Trinity Bellwood Park. There were some interesting costumes to say the least, and a lot of newbs with red marker on their faces.

We saw;
Zombie Ash Ketchum, Misty, and Bowser which obviously don't even go together.
Zombie Santa Claus (Really disturbing/scary)
Zombie Wayne and Garth
Zombie Merman
+ A dude dancing in a window off of Dundas who was blasting really weird music while wearing a gigantic bunny mask.

Later, we split from the pack to walk to the Eaton Centre generally freaking people out.

There were also some interesting requests for pictures people wanted from us...

"I'll count to three and take the picture, and when I say three can you all jump in the air and like kick one leg up behind you?" - Some random zombie girl

&

"Zombies don't eat subs! Let me get a picture, okay you three cram in together and rip at your sandwiches! Closer people! Bodies overlapping!" - Some random pro photographer guy
Later, we met up with the same Photographer while sipping on Tim Hortons.
"First subs, now coffee? You zombies eat everything BUT brains!! I love this!! Can I take another picture?"

Zombie Chant: "What do we want? BRAINS!!! When do we want them? BRAINS!!!"

Anyways, it was pretty sweet, might have to go again next year. Enjoy the pics.

T1 & T2 climbing creepy stairs

T2 zombie modeling

E being creepy

E, T1, and T2 doin what we do best

Creatures of the Night

                                                             T1 (Tara) & T2 (Tasha)


So T1 and T2, were out and about in full zombie makeup (dress rehearsal) have a hoot and a holler (blowing off some steam so we could be quiet at home) because it's like 2am and we're all hyped up off sugar and tea. We went for a walk in the neighbourhood and ended up pink-panthering about (sneak-walking complete with music), zombie-walking (practising our leg-dragging for tomorrow), and being scared shitless from a giant ass raccoon that was eyeing us from the fence. Additionally, the incident that got us all hot and bothered in the first place was going to Tim Horton's for (another) tea, when T1 saw something that made her stop the car with a jerk.

Conversation went as follows:


T1: "AHHHH!!!" [slams foot on break and points to object]
T2: [bloodcurdling scream and body flailing] "OMG!!"
T1: "Hahahahahahaha! Sorry, it's a black and white cat. At first I thought it was a kid, then I thought it was a homeless person, then I.."
T2: [hyper ventilating and whimpering]
T1: "..thought it was a skunk, but now I see it's just a black and white cat."
T2: "DON'T YOU CARE THAT I'M CRYING???"


Basically, we're morons and we were totally freaked by a creepy cat at the drive-thru, but to our defense, it was really creepy and stiff and evil-looking.


T&T

Our Theme Song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeXin5EP2nc


Perhaps..
All that I know, is that Tet can't seem to get in and out of Cooper without blasting it at least once.


..memorable song lyrics;



Tet: "I wish that I had Jesse's vag!"

Tet: "Why can't I find a Stitchy like that?"

Tet: "And she's loving him with that vag, I just know it!"

League of Evil Ex's

Tet decided to meet at the local coffee shop. It was time to gossip, study for upcoming exams/mid terms & indulge in some fine coffee/tea. The local coffee shop is known to be quite the social hot spot in our city. Bottom line: you see & meet A LOT of people there.


This evening Elizabeth/Lizz had decided to jog on home after coffee for some exercise. Dressed in sweats with her hair lazily pulled back and ugly striped socks she stumbled upon noticing her best looking ex boyfriend everr. FIGURES! Of all the days to NOT get dressed up something like this was bound to happen.


In all of his hotness he sat inside the coffee shop, totally concentrated on the screen of his laptop. He was playing Starcraft II. OMFG so hot! His laptop is powerful enough to run the game without serious lag. All was going great until she learned that he plays Terran..pfft! Lizz only dates ZERGs. No wonder they didn't work.


After purchasing their beverages and watching him do his victory dance after winning a match, he snuck up behind Tet and let out a LOUD terrifying screech. Much like the noise that you would assume to hear from that of a velociraptor.


Frightening...


...these were the most memorable quotes.


Evil ex: "Wanna know a secret?"
Tet: "YES!"
Evil ex to Tara: "Okay, but you have to promise not to tell your brother."
Tara: "I won't."
Evil ex: "I don't believe you."
Tara: "I already know the secret. You're gay."


Evil ex: [grabs a hold of Tara's laptop and searches some random on Facebook]
Tara: "Who's *** *******?"
Evil ex: "The secret." [gets up and leaves booth]


Tara: "What the fook guys, this is going to bother me, who the fook is *** *******?"
Elizabeth: "He's no one. He's just the first person to pop up in his mini feed. There is no secret... just like there is no cake." [reference to the game Portal]


Elizabeth: "Ugh! I hate it when he plays his mind games."
Tara: "I want to know the secret!"
Elizabeth: "There is no secret. He's using his neuro scientist skills to feed on our reactions."
Tasha: "Neuro what?"
Elizabeth: "He goes to school to study neurology. He studies the brain. He's a brain scientist. He's a brain ninja."
Tara: "Ninjaaaaaaaaa..."
Tasha: "I hate getting brain ninja'd."

Drunk Foreigners

The three of us were enjoying a late night cup of coffee at Tim Hortons while raging about our lives (as per usual), WHEN we were suddenly approached by two middle aged drunken foreigners...

...these were the most memorable quotes.

Upon being greeted;

Foreigner: "Hey ladies ;)"

Tara: [Gives peace sign]

Foreigner: "What's that? Peace?"

Tasha: "International sign of peace."

Instead of greeting us with a normal hand shake the second foreign drunk  AKA "Sasha" proceeded to greet us with a pinky swear?! 

Tara was the first to fall victim.

Tara: "Why are you pinky swearing?"

Foreigner: "You never did pinky swear as a child?"

Tara: "Um, no."

Foreigner: "You were never a child?"

Tara: "You're right, I popped out of my mom's uterus at the age of 20."

Tasha: "Are you pinky swearing not to make us into lampshades or a pair of slippers?"

Confused about our current location on a Friday night we were then asked;

Foreigner: "So, why are you here all alone on a Friday? No boyfriends?"

Elizabeth: "I am a lesbian."

Tara: "What?! Just because we're at Tim Hortons means that we're all single?"

Tasha: "Well, I just clocked out from my position on the corner, so..."

Foreigner: "What are you ladies doing here on a Friday night?"

Tasha: "Who's your friend over there?"

Foreigner: "He is not my friend. I am not from country, I am visiting him, but I left my ring at home."

TET could not help but notice their matching pin striped suits so we asked;

Tasha: "So... why are you wearing suits?"

Foreigner: "Why aren't you wearing dresses?"

Tasha: "Why aren't YOU wearing dresses? ;)"

Foreigner: "That's okay, I would say, I was a guy...a greek guy."

Tara: "Like a toga?"

Foreigner: "No, a kilt!"

Tara: "Umm, you mean Scottish?"

Tasha: "Did you guys stumble into the same closet then? Wow! I can smell the alcohol from over here."

Tara: "Wow! You`re buzzed."

Foreigner: "I`m the best. I KNOW! You will find out ;)"

Tara: "Ummm no thanks! I'll take your word for it!"

While attempting to make small talk with us we were asked;

Foreigner: "So, what are your names, ladies? [followed by no response] Okay, redhead, brunette and question mark."

Tara: "Umm, why am I a question mark?" [clearly a brunette]

Tara: "Why don't you go home to your wife?"

Foreigner: "Wife? I have no wife. I have no ring on my finger that is why I am happy."

Tara: "But you said you left your ring at home...LIAR!"

Foreigner: "I don't lie. Okay you want me to be fake? You are all very sexy ;)"

Tara to Elizabeth and Tash: "Are you guys hearing this? He just called us 'sexy'."

Foreigner: "Wait...no!" [fool confused himself]

Apparently our conversation was amusing enough to be filmed by a fellow customer. 

After creating a possible life scenario for the customer we decided to refer to him as "Cop". 

When trying to use Cop as a "get out of jail free card" we were sadly let down..

Tasha: "Umm... there's a cop over there."

Cop: "This is gonna be on Youtube tomorrow." [insert evil laughter]

Foreigner: "Hey, he is my friend! Hey Bryan!" [friend request DECLINED]

The conversation killer;

Foreigner: "You, redhead, you stand out though.."

Tasha: "Umm..?"

Foreigner: "Bigger coffee size, lips, red hair, figure, I didn't expect to see ladies like you in here ;)"

Tara: "Why not? There's sexy people in here." [points at nerds next table over]

Foreigner: "Yeah! There is some sexy guys here but..."

Tara: "WOW! Okay, THAT is our cue to leave. Bye!"
Foreigner: "Well we're not gay but..."
Tasha: "Yeah surrrre,  in our country that is called a 'circle jerk'."
[TET runs out of Tim Hortons to take shelter in the Honda 'Cooper']