So T1 and T2, were out and about in full zombie makeup (dress rehearsal) have a hoot and a holler (blowing off some steam so we could be quiet at home) because it's like 2am and we're all hyped up off sugar and tea. We went for a walk in the neighbourhood and ended up pink-panthering about (sneak-walking complete with music), zombie-walking (practising our leg-dragging for tomorrow), and being scared shitless from a giant ass raccoon that was eyeing us from the fence. Additionally, the incident that got us all hot and bothered in the first place was going to Tim Horton's for (another) tea, when T1 saw something that made her stop the car with a jerk.
Conversation went as follows:
T1: "AHHHH!!!" [slams foot on break and points to object]
T2: [bloodcurdling scream and body flailing] "OMG!!"
T1: "Hahahahahahaha! Sorry, it's a black and white cat. At first I thought it was a kid, then I thought it was a homeless person, then I.."
T2: [hyper ventilating and whimpering]
T1: "..thought it was a skunk, but now I see it's just a black and white cat."
T2: "DON'T YOU CARE THAT I'M CRYING???"
Basically, we're morons and we were totally freaked by a creepy cat at the drive-thru, but to our defense, it was really creepy and stiff and evil-looking.
T&T
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