So my fridge in broken and it keeps making some hummingbird chatterish sound. Called a repairguy...
Repairguy: How long 'ave you 'ad dis fridge, ma'am?
Me: I don't really remember, maybe 4 or 5 years?
Repairguy: My! Dat is a very good lookin' fridge! You must be takin good care of it!
Me: Umm? I do my best?
Repairguy: Dis is one healthy lookin fridge if you don't mind me sayin' ma'am.
Me: Umm....thank you??
Then he continues to move it, and check out the back (literally) and keeps kind of...moaning to himself. It was a very interesting experience. I'm pretty sure he is a Refrigerator Fetishist (look it up, it's a thing).
That about sums up my day.
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