One Good Lookin Fridge ;)

Have you ever been complimented on your fridge? I can now say I am one of the few, the proud. A member of the very elite club of Owners of Sexy Fridges.

So my fridge in broken and it keeps making some hummingbird chatterish sound. Called a repairguy...

Repairguy: How long 'ave you 'ad dis fridge, ma'am?

Me: I don't really remember, maybe 4 or 5 years?

Repairguy: My! Dat is a very good lookin' fridge! You must be takin good care of it!

Me: Umm? I do my best?

Repairguy: Dis is one healthy lookin fridge if you don't mind me sayin' ma'am.

Me: Umm....thank you??

Then he continues to move it, and check out the back (literally) and keeps kind of...moaning to himself. It was a very interesting experience. I'm pretty sure he is a Refrigerator Fetishist (look it up, it's a thing).

That about sums up my day.

T1

Coffee Doodles

Your critique is very much welcomed. 


So are any questions or thoughts on what we smoked/drank previously to creating such fine works of art ;)

Cheese

"You can't hurt me, not with my cheese helmet!"

OLD AND FRISK

So yesterday night, I (Tasha) was standing at the bus stop with my mom. There was an old man there that I have seen quite a few times around the city. He's known as "the crazy old man that's always on the bus".
Any who, as I was talking to my loving mother I hear the old yelling at me.


OLD: "Mummble mummble" (loudly)
ME: "Pardon sir?"
OLD: "What colour is your hair? is that red?"
ME: "Yes it's red"
OLD: (laughs kinda and looks at the person beside him)


So after feeling confused I got on the bus. 
My mom got off to go home and I stayed on to go to the store.
Went to the store...
Ran to the bus stop...
Got on bus to go home...
I sat at the front of the bus with my headphones on listening to music.
I heard some sort of yelling and paused my music and turned around.
Sure enough it was the crazy old man yelling something and pointing at me.


ME: "Pardon?"
OLD: "HEY RED!! We meet again..are you stalking me or am I stalking you?"
ME: "You're stalking me" (smiled and turned back around)


Then he comes and sits right beside me...YUP!! and then I'm cornered.


All I remember is him talking about:
- His drunk friend
- His drug addicted 66yr old son
- Him being 83
- Him not liking people saying f*ck and him quoting "make like and bird and flock off"
- Him touching my knee and saying "oh strong, see how I'm touching your knee?..thats all I'd do I wouldn't go any farther"
- He was also saying something about "robbing the cradle"
- Then he touched my hand and was stroking it and saying "Oh soft yes your prob thinking my hands are soft. See how I'm touching your hand..thats all I'd do I wouldn't go any further then that"
- So to make a long story short he said something about me thinking that I prob thought his blue eyes were beautiful. He whips his head toward the ceiling so the lights would hit his "beautiful blue eyes"
I told him that I had to get off (got off a stop early) he said okay and said "We will see each other again"
He then got off at the same stop that I did...so I walked home reeeaaalllllyyy fast.
I pray to someone that he won't remember me if I ever see him again.
I'm a survivor that was molested by the crazy old bus man.

Birds Eye View

I'm moving :( (Tasha)
So I made a birds eye view of the new apartment.

Cat Burglar

So I'm finishing up a huge Law class assignment last night at 3:30am, when I dozed off on my living room couch.

5 minutes later, I woke up startled by the sound of someone trying to open my front door (not uncommon in my Less-Than-Stepford-Neighbourhood). So I had a mini panic attack before I learned it was actually my devil printer rattling around because it ran out of paper while printing my assignment. But as I was nodding off again, I suddenly realized that the mental image that went through my head when I thought I was in mortal peril, was of the Cat Burglar from The Simpsons breaking into my house. This made me laugh. 

Now I'm trying to decide whether I'm more worried about the fact that a Simpsons cartoon character scares me, or that I laugh out loud to myself in a dark room at 4am.